Timing

I have the worst timing. I don't get it. I've had so many things ruined because of bad timing. What am I supposed to do? I have no control over these things! I try to work around the fickle mistress known as timing, and I do what I can with what I'm given, but somehow I am always just too late, or too early. The timing seems to never be right. Arg. I'm really bothered by it. I guess that is why CAKE writes music, so I can listen to it when I get smashed by my good buddy, Timing. That little jerk.